Showing posts with label Nursery Rhymes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nursery Rhymes. Show all posts

Friday, November 21, 2014

Is It Bathtime? (*Frère Jacques)

Is it bath time?
Yes! It's bathtime!
Don't you run! It WILL be fun!
Won't you please get naked?
Come, it's time to get wet!
It will be fun! In the tub! 

Time to wash you, time to scrub you!
Up and down, all around.
The soap won't get in your eyes
If you tilt your head back...
No you won't! You won't drown!

Are you drinking?
Hey! Stop drinking
From the bath? From the bath! 
That is soapy water! That is filthy water!
That's so gross. Oh so gross!

Not that bucket! 
Drop THAT bucket!
I said no! Told you NO!
You will throw the water...
Stop splashing the water on the floor! 
That's it! No more! 

Water's draining. Watch - it's draining -
From the tub! There it goes! 
Yes, you must get out now!
Please can you just get out? 
Leave the tub.  Bath is done. 

Now you're naked! Wet & naked
Running 'round! Up and down!
Let me dry your hair now!
Yes I'll do it slowly... Then I'll comb....
Yes! The comb

Let's get dressed now, put some clothes on. 
Warm & dry. Please don't cry! 
Come it's time for pjs!
Yes, your favorite pjs! Put them on!
Just put them ON!

This is stressful. Why so stressful... 
Every time!? Every. Time. 
You'd think we never bathed them! 
Or maybe only bathed them once a month. 
Twice at most. 

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Sweet Baby Jeebus! - What was that sound?!

Sweet Baby Jeebus! - What was that sound?!
They climbed up the bookcase!??
Books tossed onto the ground!
Tore all the pages, scattered pieces wide...
Mess well made, kids. Hope you're satisfied.

Why must you climb like a monkey up a tree?
And ruin things so precious to me?
There's no more tucking nice things up high.
No place is safe, no knick-knack can hide.

Sweet Baby Jeebus! - What WAS that sound!??
They got in the kitchen, sprayed water all around.
The ceiling is dripping, and so are the walls!?
The floor is flooded, Grab MORE towels!

How do they do it? What's their secret?
They're stealth like ninjas!
Swift as a cracked whip!
Always dumbfounded, my mouth hanging wide.
Mess well made, kids. Hope you're satisfied.


#TwinkleTwinkle
#TalesFromToddlerville




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Saturday, October 25, 2014

Today's #NurseryRhymeTime is brought to you by Mondays (and other days that end in "Y")

Oh crap! Just look at the clock! 
What do you mean, you just ate your sock?!
What? You pooped now!?
Can't we please just get OUT?
Leaving home makes Mommy's head split. 

#ManicMonday
#nurseryrhyme
#HickoryDickory

Thursday, October 16, 2014

*POP* Goes the Mom Brain!




All around in Toddlerville
This mommy chases children!
One by one they pluck her nerves
*POP* Goes the mom brain!

Now they're jumping on the bed -
And now they're on the sofa! 
Then when she screams: 
"Just knock it off!"
*BOUNCE* Onto mommy! 

A big cup for her coffee!
One bigger for her vino!!
Now tell me where her sanity hides?
*POP* Goes the mom brain!